The Velcro Tire Training Ride AND Video

The Velcro Tire Training Ride AND Video

September 8, 2014

Yes, velcro tire (tyre).

K-Dogg
K-Dogg with bad dress sense.

Definition: A wheel sucking road surface, typically consisting of sand and water, akin to wet concrete.  The surface is so power robbing, it is like riding velcro tires (tyres) on your bicycle.  Tyres from 1.8″ to 2.0″ (Specialized Renegade or Schwalbe Furious Fred) fare no better.

Suggestion: Stay home, or borrow K-Dogg’s lawn mower, which has 14″ wide tyres.  From K-Dogg, “I could drop you bitches on any surface you can throw at me.  Provided you don’t go faster than 9mph”. 

Or, shut up and ride bitch.

Dirty 40 Race Video – 2014 Edition

Dirty 40 Race Video – 2014 Edition

September 3, 2014
Greetings and salutations viewers, I have returned to Florida.  In between work, washing clothes, squeezing a slacker ride in, grabbing my mail, pulling weeds, and unpacking the car, I managed…

Critical Film | Documentary

August 12, 2014
If you love Gravel Racing and Ultra Cross, this is a must see German made documentary film.  It really typifies the spirit associated with this genre of cyclocross. CRITICAL DIRT…
Hilly Billy Roubaix 2014 & Cyclocross Magazine

Hilly Billy Roubaix 2014 & Cyclocross Magazine

August 6, 2014

Ultra CX is on the rise!  Hilly Billy Roubaix and Ultra CX just made the web pages of Cyclocross Magazine, check out the article here.  HillyBillyLogoJR Petsko, you are an evil man for creating Hilly Billy Roubaix.  Thanks!, I will be back for more stupidity in 2015.

You know Ultra CX and Gravel racing is *really* growing when a well known pro cyclist friend said to me… “One hour of punching* yourself doing laps in a park, versus cool gravel / extreme stuff.”  I couldn’t have said it better myself.  Ultra CX and Gravel racing is GROWING.  Embrace it (hugs).  * = cleaned up.