Jingle Bells (Bikes) – an Ode by K-Dogg

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Jingle Bells
Roadies smell
Cross bikes rule the night
Oh what fun is it to ride
On a pot-holed road tonight!
 
Dashing thru dirt hell
On  fragile wheels we go
Over the bars we fell
Then curse at those who slow.
 
Sit on for an hour
Then jump around the fool
Show the world your power
Then get labeled as a tool.
 
Oh!
 
Jingle bells
Roadies smell
Cross bikes rule the night
Oh what fun it is to ride
On a pot-holed road tonight!

 

3 comments on “Jingle Bells (Bikes) – an Ode by K-Dogg

    1. Naw.
      Cranked this out at lunch eating a burrito.

      Hope you have a relaxing weekend…..although
      you probably put in overtime in your line of work.
      🙂
      K-Dogg

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